Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for September 11, 2012

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    The Old Wolf  over 11 years ago

    Is one of those space monkeys called Xenu?

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    freeholder1  over 11 years ago

    That would be SEMI logic.

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    Linguist  over 11 years ago

    My God ! She should get a job at Faux Noise !( Actually, Danae’s a lot brighter than the talking heads at Fox. )

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    freeholder1  over 11 years ago

    I’ve kept the flying elephants from trampling my house for years, too. I’m no Dumbo.

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    freeholder1  over 11 years ago

    All those thanking her yesterday may now repeat the process. Great forward thinking!!!

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    freeholder1  over 11 years ago

    Genius, no ingenious, yes.

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    Linguist  over 11 years ago

    Never let the truth get in the way of a good story ! That’s always been my motto.

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    oldpine52  over 11 years ago

    She has a bright future ahead of her as a politician.

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    Downundergirl  over 11 years ago

    I love that girl!

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    The Nihilist  over 11 years ago

    Danae has been listening to Captain Eddy

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    Can't Sleep  over 11 years ago

    I see a nomination for vice-president in that girl’s future…

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    AKHenderson Premium Member over 11 years ago

    President Bubba served from 1993-2000..I still don’t see the big deal abotu Mitt’s tax returns. Nobody has evidence that he failed to file the tax returns he was required to file, or that the IRS failed to catch something fishy in any returns he’s not required to file. The IRS is especially scrutinous over business income, since that’s where a lot o fthe money is.

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    rogue53  over 11 years ago

    Seriously people? More politics here? How about just a little humor. Save it for the political blogs, ok? Some of the comments here are funny, but some of you are ruining the humor of this comic. Give it a rest.

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    38lowell  over 11 years ago

    Instead of Flint giving a mil for Mitt’s tax records, he should be

    giving the same for BO’s school records and birth certs!

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    Savvo  over 11 years ago

    Love that girl! In the real world, she would go far!

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    psychlady  over 11 years ago

    Danae is ready for the political scene! Smarter than most people in office already!

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    roctor  over 11 years ago

    Thanks all for yesterdays help.Laugh today for those who can’t.

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    I'll fly away  over 11 years ago

    She could be a professor at Berkley, Yale or another of our leftist universities as a history revisionist.

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    puddleglum1066  over 11 years ago

    “Mitt” is actually his middle name. His first name is “Willard,” which in the US is associated with either a cuddly (but ancient) TV weather guy or a movie character who was on a first-name basis with rats. You can sorta see why he chooses to go by his middle name…

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    GROG Premium Member over 11 years ago

    I don’t think I can handle the truth. If the truth is out there, let it stay out there.

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    Lyons Group, Inc.  over 11 years ago

    Yet another reason why you’ll always stay on Santa’s “Naughty List” Danae.

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    Beleck3  over 11 years ago

    Danae is the height of political, lol. without Danae type thinking, the Republicans would be humans.

    in the fast lane of genius. sounds like a Republican meme.Wiley hits gold once again.

    ah Danae, the leader of teh Faith Based Republican mythology. stops a space monkey invasion!. gosh how much more Republican can you get. Forrest Gump type thinking. dumb and dumber to infinity

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    Beleck3  over 11 years ago

    Jack knifed on the road. such imagery. Wiley is awesome

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    StCleve72  over 11 years ago

    Facts? We don’t need no stinkin’ facts!

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    wdgnas  over 11 years ago

    the absence of evidence does not mean there is an evidence of absence.

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    lcdrlar  over 11 years ago

    Or Obama’s college transcrips.

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    Ernest Lemmingway  over 11 years ago

    @EveryonePolitics? Or polemics? The two seem to be synonymous since the beginning.

    .Danae, some people can spin a good yarn. Then there’s you. At least Cap’n Eddie is entertaining in his stories.

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    bagbalm  over 11 years ago

    We saved or created 400,000 space monkeys. And I challenge you to prove otherwise.

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    The#1BoiseStateFan  over 11 years ago

    PEOPLE: FOR WILEY’S SAKE, NO MORE POLITICAL COMMENTS!

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    rugeirn  over 11 years ago

    Substitute “voter fraud” for “flying monkeys” in this strip and you get a very appropriate observation.

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    rugeirn  over 11 years ago

    @dukedogLet’s see, you guys call redheads “Blue” and people named Sharon become “Shaz” and you have a problem with “Mitt” for Milton? (His father’s cousin was Milton Romney, known as “Mitt.” Romney’s actual full name is Willard Mitt Romney.

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    Linguist  over 11 years ago

    The brilliance of art ( of any kind ) is that the reader, viewer or listener can interpret it any way they choose. Today’s strip is a perfect example of the commentators choosing to read into it whatever they choose. I am fairly certain, that Wiley had no overt political agenda in drawing it, but the genius of his subtle humor is, that it allows us to laugh at the characters, and ourselves, and infer whatever we like. Keep up the great work, Wiley !

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    catzilla23  over 11 years ago

    morosemoose said, With Romney, it is the fact that every presidential candidate since 1968, starting with Romney’s father, has released their returns.

    And Mitt released just as many as Obama, Bush, and Clinton. Whats the problem?

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    alan.gurka  over 11 years ago

    The opening for political discussion is clearly in the 2nd panel, where she mentions “fact-checking.” Obviously a lead-in for political analyses and diatribes—all Wiley’s fault!!!

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    Varnes  over 11 years ago

    Kate must be sleepy or something, she’s usually quicker than this…..Ya gotta bring your A game if you’re going to go up against Danea…..

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    TheAuldWan  over 11 years ago

    Danae’s sheer “jeanyus” amazes me!

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    PShaw0423  over 11 years ago

    “The fast lane of genius isn’t for the meek, so keep up or get out.” Wow! That belongs on a T-shirt, Wiley.

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    Wiley creator over 11 years ago

    For those of you who insist on making political comments here, somehow believing that anyone cares what you think, may I suggest…

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xc7U6WBk0ho

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    freeholder1  over 11 years ago

    Should those of us who insist on replying be silent as well? Sorry, public forums bring us out. Yeah, we are likely talking to ether walls.

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    Dtroutma  over 11 years ago

    In so many ways; a world needing more people in the fast lane, finds most on the off ramp to “Monkeyville”. Most jack-knifed trucks are the result of some simple-minded moron pulling in front of them and hitting their brakes, btw.

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    freeholder1  over 11 years ago

    Oh, and it also has nothing to do with your storyline. this time. : )

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    corjo2  over 11 years ago

    Think of it as a variation of “Matt”. He probably prefers it to “Willard”.

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    Varnes  over 11 years ago

    Speaking of Buzz Aldrin, I’ve always thought the he should get the ultimate “Been There Done That!” award….Think about it. Neil baby was the first man to walk on the moon, but ol’ Buzz was the first man to leave the moon! Hey, a first is a first…

    Speaking of the moon, there are too many commentators named Alice today….

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    dabugger  over 11 years ago

    Poor Kate, she seems not to realize that not everybody—in fact —very few persons use logic. Such as a sister who is engaging in bul…..

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    pcolli  over 11 years ago

    What about “Chips” Rafferty? That’s a strange name too.

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    Rickapolis  over 11 years ago

    Poli-Sci for Danae.

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    AKHenderson Premium Member over 11 years ago

    Comparing Danae to any political group is idiotic. Why? The operative word is “group.” People involved weith political groups are social beings. Danae’s antisocial behavior bears little resemblance to even the worst of our politicians. She is (intentionally or not) a parody of third-world dictators. .Although dictators (and scarcely anyone else) shares her fetish for inventing weird ideas/stories and weirder twists of logic to “support” them just for the sake of bullying others. Ideology is what motivates almost all logic-twisting. Danae isn’t an ideologue. Just an industrial-strength conceit. Fortunately her lack of social skills prevents her from becoming a cult leader..Is Danae the anti-Ekert?

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    roctor  over 11 years ago

    Did someone say frying monkey?

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    stanwal  over 11 years ago

    Your way late, we already had a president “Bubba”; Bill Clinton, whom I voted for twice.

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    Varnes  over 11 years ago

    Wiley, just got around to watching that You Tube thing..Ha! Nice….So Danae really is your alter ego! I knew it.

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    freeholder1  over 11 years ago

    I prefer “They’re coming to take me away, haha.”

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    Hunter7  over 11 years ago

    Is this where we just put pedal to metal and floor it? Just grab that highway run over any and all naysayers?…… That could be fun….. yeah.

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    RetroJenny  over 11 years ago

    Danae will be a perfect CEO.

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    steelersneo  over 11 years ago

    This must be the same logic that says that man evolved from monkeys even though monkeys still exist.

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