Don’t be a nut, Meg!You looked plenty spruce as you were.
That Tom likes to needle people… but yew shouldn’t give a fig!
Listen to your elders….don’t pine for anyone like him.Let him call you a beech…who cares. Elm telling yew, it may sound like an old chestnut, but you must never do anything that goes against your grain, especially just to be poplar!
Susan, You missed bored/board, lumbering, branching out, and something about a-corny joke. I know you are going for a complete catalog of puns on each topic so maybe this will help.
el8 almost 12 years ago
“…but in the very least you need a beer.” – Zappa
Banjo Evans almost 12 years ago
I hope he doesn’t smoke a cigarette if he’s too brittle.
SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 12 years ago
Don’t be a nut, Meg!You looked plenty spruce as you were.
That Tom likes to needle people… but yew shouldn’t give a fig!
Listen to your elders….don’t pine for anyone like him.Let him call you a beech…who cares. Elm telling yew, it may sound like an old chestnut, but you must never do anything that goes against your grain, especially just to be poplar!
SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 12 years ago
Dogsniff…. it sounds like no forests are safe with you!
jreckard almost 12 years ago
I guess they’re drinking birch beer.(They usually drink Anhauser-Bush when they’re smaller.)
J Short almost 12 years ago
These two are quite a pear; sticking to the guy that had to leave.
konradh almost 12 years ago
Susan, You missed bored/board, lumbering, branching out, and something about a-corny joke. I know you are going for a complete catalog of puns on each topic so maybe this will help.
Varnes almost 12 years ago
Can’t think of much right now….so I guess I’ll make like a tree and leave………
Godfreydaniel almost 12 years ago
The juke box is playing “Sugar, Sugar”……..
Casey Southards almost 12 years ago
Hahahahaha!
Ginrummy33 almost 12 years ago
“Excuse me, I gotta go leak some syrup.”
iced tea almost 12 years ago
And the sap got all boiled and was poured over someone’s pancakes.
btrfly_lvr almost 12 years ago
That Tom just Teaks me off sometimes.
I-m-ah-gon-y tell Maple all about him.To the roots though, he’s such a corny dude that there’s no way you can keep from weeping ,willow, when he tells a joke.
He tries so hard, and that’s knot too bad of a characteristic in my opinion.