Brevity by Dan Thompson

Brevity

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  1. capndunzzl

    capndunzzl said, 9 months ago

    …then dried and used for incense.

  2. Dogsniff

    Dogsniff said, 9 months ago

    Most people are seeing 2 trees. I see a tiki pole and a bear.

  3. beviek

    beviek said, 9 months ago

    @Dogsniff

    Just please let us see them when you’re finished. ;)

  4. beviek

    beviek said, 9 months ago

    I hear that having all your sap drained is quite a relief.

  5. win

    win said, 9 months ago

    @Dogsniff

    “…but in the very least you need a beer.” – Zappa

  6. information

    information said, 9 months ago

    I hope he doesn’t smoke a cigarette if he’s too brittle.

  7. SusanSunshine

    SusanSunshine said, 9 months ago

    Don’t be a nut, Meg!
    You looked plenty spruce as you were.


    That Tom likes to needle people… but yew shouldn’t give a fig!


    Listen to your elders….
    don’t pine for anyone like him.

    Let him call you a beech…
    who cares.

    Elm telling yew, it may sound like an old chestnut,

    but you must never do anything that goes against your grain,
    especially just to be poplar!

  8. SusanSunshine

    SusanSunshine said, 9 months ago

    Dogsniff…. it sounds like no forests are safe with you!

  9. jreckard

    jreckard said, 9 months ago

    I guess they’re drinking birch beer.
    (They usually drink Anhauser-Bush when they’re smaller.)

  10. Dogsniff

    Dogsniff said, 9 months ago

    @SusanSunshine: I am delighted to announce that I DO see the forest for the trees.

  11. J. Short

    J. Short said, 9 months ago

    These two are quite a pear; sticking to the guy that had to leave.

  12. bubujin_2

    bubujin_2 said, 9 months ago

    @SusanSunshine

    Once again SS goes out on a limb to palm off her punditry on an unsuspecting public. One wood pine for a solid joke rooted in really good humor, but knot on your life! If you’re like me, you’ll just leaf her alone.

  13. Konrad

    Konrad said, 9 months ago

    Susan, You missed bored/board, lumbering, branching out, and something about a-corny joke. I know you are going for a complete catalog of puns on each topic so maybe this will help.

  14. Varnes

    Varnes said, 9 months ago

    Can’t think of much right now….so I guess I’ll make like a tree and leave………

  15. Godfreydaniel

    Godfreydaniel said, 9 months ago

    The juke box is playing “Sugar, Sugar”……..

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