Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for July 31, 2012

Magic up a tail for Phoebe just for laughs.

She’ll look better with a pony tail.

She would be laughed at in school, though.

She might be pretty cool at show & tail

Sorry you don’t have a tail Phoebe.

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So Marigold is saying that Phoebe’s butt is so elegant that it doesn’t need a tail, basically?

If shwe had a tail, would it droop under her skirt/shorts or would there be a hole cut near the top so it would hang out?

Phe’s hula dancing balance is good. She’s swaying convex tandem with MHN’s tail, not concave. It’s also very good she’s innocent of the trouble a girl can get into in a formal dress with train or bustle balanced over 9’’ spike heels. The ballast behind isn’t good for upright walking. I’ve seen lizards curl their tails very tight up over their back to try to keep balance when they run on hind legs.

Will I be happier with your stuff? is great innocent question. Phe not dabbling with the miserable – gimme your stuff so I’ll be happy. Stay a child kid.

Translation: “Your butt is utterly unelegant.” XD

If it’s all the same to you I’d rather not ponder the elegance of a little girl’s butt.

Butt beautiful?