Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for June 10, 2012

Whatever…

Gotcha. Over easy! Danish on the side!

So I’m away from here for just one day, and when I come back, I look at the June 8 comments and discover that not only has my original comment been flagged and deleted, but somebody is speculating that I may be a perma-banned troll, and suggesting that I should read something called Dark Horse instead of Frog Applause!

What in God’s name is going on around here!?!!?!?

FB—Watson & Scruggs: better ex tempore than most well-rehearsed musicians….

Say what!?!?!?

About face, Funeral….March.

Don’t microwave a hard boiled egg.

I hate to admit it, but I had a little trouble discerning the meaning of the text accompanying the artwork in today’s cartoon. Frankly, I was stumped. Then I remembered FAT (the FA Translator).

Original text:

“Yes – the way I’d like a hot egg dish I. Funeral thirst had. Instead of a thick, rectangular piece of.”

…35 translations later, Bing gives us:

“Egg dishes with rice is part of Carroll County: heat, his Dick.”

Cleared everything up in a hurry, didn’t it!

Constance Peel, what a great name for a stripper.

This is like an episode of “Chopped”, only not as intimidating.

Cheese Omelet, black coffee and hold the toast!

…i thought that the breakfast menu was over at Big Top.

…i can help her find her longoberry jam…

i like bunnys…: )

I got it! I got it! “I’d rather die than eat quiche!”

That reminds me of a fun quote from Homer Simpson (to Marge):

“Why can’t you support my gibberish? I’d do it if you were stupid.”

Macintoshes can run Flash.