Brevity by Dan Thompson for May 13, 2012

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 12 years ago

    A slip-up like that may not be a capital offense but it looks like he’s going to dye for it…and he won’t win on a peel.

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 12 years ago

    He has taken great panes with this task…. and now his labor is about to come to fruition….

    No?OK, how about….“Be not afraid of grapeness…. some juice to be grape: others have grapeness thrown upon them….”

    OK, quiet….. they may be pretty rotten, but at least there are a bunch of them.

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 12 years ago

    Hah!Sticks and stones can break my bones but fruit can never….hey! Ow!

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 12 years ago

    Dogsniff — Amway laundry detergent.Do you sell it, Prof?

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    J Short  almost 12 years ago

    You got your grape in my banana. You got your banana in my grape. Although it didn’t catch on, it was the medieval version of the Reese cup.

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    iced tea  almost 12 years ago

    So that was the origin of stained glass! Happy Mother’s Day to all Moms reading this. :-)

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 12 years ago

    Aw, Perkycat — there are meds for that now, I hear.And thanks GoodQuestion… you’re right, I’m not a Mom…. but strangely enough, I’m pretty sure I’ve been called one…

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    MissScarlet Premium Member almost 12 years ago

    No one seems to have noticed that Saint George seems to be wielding quite a weapon there! Should be great when it turns purple.

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