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1. 

   beviek said, about 1 year ago

   Sorry, Lucy, not that kind of peanuts.
2. 

   Dogsniff said, about 1 year ago

   He also claimed he was 190 pounds.
3. 

   Superfrog said, about 1 year ago

   I think that’s irrelephant.
4. 

   JohnnyDiego said, about 1 year ago

   Everything should be five cents.
5. 

   Johnny Potseed said, about 1 year ago

   Yes, but … you are democrat.
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   SusanSunshine said, about 1 year ago

   I think he might be MORE shocked to discover that she looks like she’s 5, when her profile said she was born in 1950.
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   pcolli said, about 1 year ago

   @Superfrog

   Nice word play.
8. 

   J. Short said, about 1 year ago

   And mud baths.
9. 

   MeGoNow said, about 1 year ago

   He’s trying to just take a day off from the stresses of being king, and this annoying girl comes along.
10. 

    Digital Frog said, about 1 year ago

    Anthropomorphizing of elephants is a Barbar-ous practice
11. 

    StoicLion said, about 1 year ago

    @SusanSunshine

    Damn, you beat me to it.
12. 

    capndunzzl said, about 1 year ago

    …but she hates being kissed by a dog.
13. 

    Godfreydaniel said, about 1 year ago

    And Shroeder emits a loud sigh of relief……….
14. 

    Linda Dean said, about 1 year ago

    Dan, I adore it!
15. 

    beviek said, about 1 year ago

    @Digital Frog

    Very funny comments!!
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