In the First Grade, I had my first crush on a girl. It was tough losing her when I switched schools for the Second Grade. But I quickly recovered and soon had a new friend who wore a dress. (Yes, another girl!)
By the Third Grade, though, I was the leader of a “gang” of seven-year-old thugs. (I was tough too. I “smoked” candy cigarettes. Sometimes a pack a day.)
Of course, we were all way too cool to hang out with girls!
Girls remained icky for years. But then I grew up and reached the Sixth Grade. Then girls became…confusing. Come to think of it, they still are. Lucky me!
yep, dogmore, i know exactly how you feel. now that we’re all grown and, hopefully, wiser, what’s next? i suppose all we can do is try to help some poor, young sap avoid some of the pitfalls we made.
life was so much simpler when I had a nice apartment and rented out the other rooms to my friends who were going thru divorce after divorce and had to eastablish a place to live and have someone testify to that in court 18 months later.
Bender_Sastre over 14 years ago
Life was so much simpler when I poked girls with sticks and put frogs in their hair.
Steve Bartholomew over 14 years ago
You were right. We are icky.
margueritem over 14 years ago
And they had cooties, too!
ejcapulet over 14 years ago
Too bad cooties are so addictive.
LordDogmore over 14 years ago
Life was so much simpler back when, no wait it really wasn’t, I was just too young & stupid to know any better.
John Lustig (Last Kiss) creator over 14 years ago
In the First Grade, I had my first crush on a girl. It was tough losing her when I switched schools for the Second Grade. But I quickly recovered and soon had a new friend who wore a dress. (Yes, another girl!)
By the Third Grade, though, I was the leader of a “gang” of seven-year-old thugs. (I was tough too. I “smoked” candy cigarettes. Sometimes a pack a day.)
Of course, we were all way too cool to hang out with girls!
Girls remained icky for years. But then I grew up and reached the Sixth Grade. Then girls became…confusing. Come to think of it, they still are. Lucky me!
Flintstoned over 14 years ago
Write a book, why don’t ya?
hank197857 over 14 years ago
yep, dogmore, i know exactly how you feel. now that we’re all grown and, hopefully, wiser, what’s next? i suppose all we can do is try to help some poor, young sap avoid some of the pitfalls we made.
darkwraith over 14 years ago
Life is never simple, It is however what you make of it.
3hourtour Premium Member over 14 years ago
…life was somuch simpler when you hung upside down from a tree,too….
one-non_blonde over 14 years ago
I agree….boys are icky! I’ve been married for 25 years, I should know… LOL
stevemcceney1 over 14 years ago
life was so much simpler when I had a nice apartment and rented out the other rooms to my friends who were going thru divorce after divorce and had to eastablish a place to live and have someone testify to that in court 18 months later.
lewisbower over 14 years ago
My wife thinks I’ve grown from icky to pathetic.
cleokaya over 14 years ago
They say men think about sex every few seconds. I think about it all the time and have for about 50 years. Does that make me icky?1? LOL
davesmithsit over 14 years ago
Men may be icky but girls are just GROSS!
lisa4romMpls over 14 years ago
When I was little, the neighborhood boys brought me envelops full of worms and bugs – ICKY!!!!!!!!!!
Ashrey over 14 years ago
They are! I have sons. I know.
blinden Premium Member about 14 years ago
I thought girls were icky but their divorce attorneys are much ickier.