Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for April 19, 2012

Or did he something that rhymes with “split” his pants?

Fans make it more fun.

Turn a cloudy day to sunshine. Moon the enemy whilst your pants are ripped. Every little bit counts…..

Maybe the so-called “bad” (real life “less bad”) guys shot them off?

Yeah, you’re right. The armchair macho idiot market is huge.

Which network was it that got caught distorting a 911 tape again?Which network was it that got caught peddling falsified documents in an attempt to influence an election again?Which news agency was it that is famous for the Faux-tography scandals?Etc., etc. etc.I’ll give you a hint. The answer to the above questions is NOT FOX.

And almost every Soldier I know from my unit and others prefers Fox to the swill that the other networks spew. And they ALL recognize that Fox distorts to the conservative side – just not as much as every other network is part of the DNC Propoganda machine.

Orion

I see that Fox News has turned on Newt Gingrich. So sad, Newt. Now everyone in America thinks that you are an obnoxious blowhard. I fear that you have run out of options here on earth. Next stop—the moon.

How do you split cargo pants? Those things are cut to be loose. :).And this story arc, at least, isn’t a dump on Fox News, but on Roland his own sorry self — remember, it started with his own employers referring to him as “the idiot”.

Yeah, anonymous people posting unsubstantiated claims constituting only insults are just SOOOO credible.

Actually, Jon Stewart did a hilarious bit on Geraldo Rivera in Afghanistan called, “Hey, that guy lives here” in which he was telling his translator to ask all kinds of insulting questions to the Taliban, knowing the translator, identified by name, would still be there when Gerry was long gone.

@Guard SGT, Yeah, they’re doing a great job. Let me know when they “win.” At least let me know when they find the Weapons of Mass Destruction. And before you get all up in my face, I’m a Vietnam veteran. A clusterfudge and a waste of time equivalent to your own.

I wondered about that, but someone else would have had to tweet R.I.P. for Roland!

Roland’s tweets sound a lot like an old Batman episode.