Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for May 06, 2012
Transcript:
Jeff: You want butter on that, dawg? Zipper: Please. Jeff: Showtime! Zipper: Nice! Jeff: Check it, dude - I'm actually sitting here watching a ten-foot-tall Megan Fox in my own home theater! Is my life stupid sick now or what? Zipper: Yes, but it's also a dream, dude. Jeff: What do you mean? Zipper: Think about it. What are the odds this could really be happening to you? You're just a random chucklehead, like me. Money for nothin' and chicks for free? Really? C'mon! Jeff: NOOOOO! Zipper: Dude! JK! JK! Look, Megan's still up there!
BE THIS GUY about 12 years ago
Well, isn’t he a fine guest.
pouncingtiger about 12 years ago
Zipper with a Dire Straits reference. Nice touch,
palos about 12 years ago
It’s not Megan unless its in 3D.
James Hopkins about 12 years ago
I shoulda learned to play the guitar…
Michelle Morris about 12 years ago
I shoulda learned to play them drums! (Second song reference today!)
mlshanks about 12 years ago
That’s the way ya do it…
sherbert about 12 years ago
As a 77-year-old American woman living abroad for the past 50 years, I use Doonesbury as my Urban dictionary. It is thanks to Garry Trudeau that I use MY BAD a lot, hoping to sound plugged into the present. JK JK
Doughfoot about 12 years ago
Is Jeff upset because he thinks his life is just a dream from which he will wake up? Or is he upset because Zipper’s right about the two of them being alike?
38lowell about 12 years ago
Take his popcorn away!!
Alexthen about 12 years ago
What does JK mean?
….Old Dude
Mumblix Premium Member about 12 years ago
JK = just kidding
SwimsWithSharks about 12 years ago
Trudeau’s just messin’ with us. He’ll keep this dream alive. It’s worth it, just to torture Redfern.
djmalloy about 12 years ago
We’ve go to move these refrigerators,We’ve got to move these colour TVs. (like the one on the wall).
andygup about 12 years ago
living on borrowed money
those sunglasses make me cringe
celeconecca about 12 years ago
oh man, I didn’t think about that
jnik23260 about 12 years ago
Last year’s hottie.
Hunter7 about 12 years ago
Love Zipper’s wide-eyed innocent look. No wonder Jeff believed him. :)))
cdhaley about 12 years ago
We’ve gotten bored waiting for Jeff to wake up. Now it looks like GBT is bored, too—-making his “pen-and-ink” fantasy scream like an infantile creature about to be annihilated.
rgcviper about 12 years ago
http://www.nooooooooooooooo.com/
Mitchtheone about 12 years ago
popcorn didn’t have enough butter. So yeah I guess it would be real..
Jaymi Cee Premium Member about 12 years ago
Nicholas Sparks and the Twilight woman earned stupid money with their writing. Not a such a stretch for the Red Rascal.
LiviaBay about 12 years ago
Partypooper!! }:^\