Brevity by Dan Thompson for April 03, 2012

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    x_Tech  over 12 years ago

    1st Voice Over: Meanwhile for Ferdinand von Zeppelin, the year 1908 was a year of triumph. (Cut to interior of a zeppelin. A party. Expensively dressed guests. Champagne. A palm court orchestra playing. Some guests looking out of the windows in wonderment.) Von Bulow: (approaching Zeppelin) Herr Zeppelin – it’s wonderful! It’s put ballooning right back on the map. (Zeppelin goes instantly berserk with anger.) Zeppelin: It’s not a balloon! D’you hear?… It’s not a balloon … It’s an airship … an airship … d’you hear? (He hits him very hard on the top of the head with the underside of his fist.)Von Bulow: Well, it’s very nice anyway. Tirpitz: (to Zeppelin) Tell me, what is the principle of these balloons? Zeppelin: It’s not a balloon! You stupid little thick-headed Saxon git! It’s not a balloon! Balloons is for kiddy-winkies. If you want to play with balloons, get outside. (Drags Tirpitz over to the door, opens it and flings him out into the clouds.) Tirpitz: Aaaaaaaaaghhh!

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    Varnes  over 12 years ago

    A whole lot of love

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 12 years ago

    x_Tech…. LOL…. I think the Pythons also got into the free coffee….

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    DuHhozr  over 12 years ago

    Where’s Snoopy?

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    x_Tech  over 12 years ago

    For those readers that would like something more visual it’s The Golden Age of Ballooning Part 6 of 3

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    J Short  over 12 years ago

    They had good times and they had some bad times; but that era finally ended in a blast.

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    V-Beast  over 12 years ago

    @x_Tech: the year 1908 was a year of triumph.That was a Goodyear.

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    drose57 Premium Member over 12 years ago

    Moments later . . .

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    Joe Way Premium Member over 12 years ago

    It’s too soon for jokes.

    It will always be too soon.

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    imbaldeagle  over 12 years ago

    Will you still need me, will you still feed me.When I’m sixty-four?

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    missjunebug  over 12 years ago

    good one

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    Michelle Morris  over 12 years ago

    Mmmm….free breakfast bar!

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    Mythreesons  over 12 years ago

    When the Hindenburg burst into flames, didn’t the radio announcer watching the tragedy say “Oh! The insanity! The insanity!” I’ve seen a film of it somewhere.

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    Gojira  over 12 years ago

    Oh the huge manatee!

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    x_Tech  over 12 years ago

    About the Hindenburg Disaster on May 6 1937.

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    Buckly34  over 12 years ago

    The occupants soon saw their Stairway to Heaven….

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    chris_weaver  over 12 years ago

    Is that a sea cow I see over there?Oh, the manatee!

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