Brevity by Dan Thompson for March 21, 2012

Later the cop remarks; “That’s the way the cookie crumbles.”

The chips are down.

He just wasn’t raised right.Everybody knows that if you beat cookies too much, it makes them tough.And now they keep working him over…trying to figure out where he hid that pile of dough.It’s a half-baked idea…. all that heat will just harden him more.They should be spreading a little sugar, and trying to get to his soft side.

I think they’re going to soak it to him!

Toll house in the big house.

“We’re gonna dunk you to soften you up. If that doesn’t work, THEN we get out the Starbucks.”

He was one tough cookie, but after the milk worked him over he began to crumble.

Bite Me!

Toll House? “Never send to know for whom the bell tolls it tolls for thee.”

The cookie was part of the Occupy the Jar movement (notice the chip on his shoulder), and here comes the 1% to try and make them crumble.

If they keep him on the hot seat he’ll be melting in their hands.

Ever try snorkeling in milk? It’s like walking in a fog!

Very clever indeed!

He has really bad skin.

He does have a sour expression.

Say hello to mr. milk

Warning: the suspect may contain peanuts.

Watch it there, cop. He might crumble all over the floor.