Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 06, 2012
April 05, 2012
April 07, 2012
Transcript:
Goat: Where's Rat today? Pig: He has to spend East with his family. Goat: I thought he hated spending holidays with his family. Pig: He does. But he says he has a way of dealing with it now. Father: We know you're in there.
Look! There’s food on the table! Ham. Jello. And a bowl of painted eggs. —A veritable Easter feast!Rat’s family members remind me of Marge Simpson’s sisters….
The Mechanic covered it for me …. thanks… but yeah, I figured it was a pretty generic holiday song without the reference to a Holy Night.And thanks Linda, too.Bmonk — I’d send that Rat out any way I could get rid of him…And Gluteus… Hey! My Rat jokes are NOT canned. I just made them.
Were you looking for the rest of the words by any chance?
Hmmmm….
Silent Knight, unholy knight,Rat is calm, but not too bright…A Rat Round Table, mother and child..And Rat’s relations, so many and wild,Better if Rat keeps his peace,Better if Rat keeps his peace.
susan, that’s great! I love it when you write lyrics….uh oh, I just remembered…I think I still owe you some music….might have to send me the words again..
.Number Six, I told Mike that I’d accept him into my liver, because it needs the help more..I have sinned against my liver, My doctor says my heart is fine……
Gluteus Maximus about 12 years ago
I’d be ashamed 2 spend Easter w/ my fam too if they had hair like THAT…
AGED_ENGINEER Premium Member about 12 years ago
Cue the canned laughter.
DuHhozr about 12 years ago
I see one of pigs relatives made it for dinner also!
DGWillie about 12 years ago
Not only the hair, but the glasses on Cousin Edna.
Hillbillyman about 12 years ago
I got one of pigs relatives in the refrigerator just waiting on a hot oven
knight1192a about 12 years ago
The ham oughta be offened they invited that canned ham to dinner. Oops, sorry, canned Rat.
WelshRat Premium Member about 12 years ago
Does Rat hate them because they’re nice?
SusanSunshine Premium Member about 12 years ago
“Silent knight, unholy knight..”
Sisyphos about 12 years ago
Look! There’s food on the table! Ham. Jello. And a bowl of painted eggs. —A veritable Easter feast!Rat’s family members remind me of Marge Simpson’s sisters….
eddie6192 about 12 years ago
Rat’s nose must be bent out of shape……….literally.
the burser about 12 years ago
he’s invincible now!
hariseldon59 about 12 years ago
T’was the knight before Easter …
JGordonFan24 about 12 years ago
I wonder how long Rat will stay fresh in that can?
finale about 12 years ago
Rat will be in the can until furter notice.
JeffdlS about 12 years ago
As long as he can get the mashed potatoes and peas through the visor, he’ll be fine.
V-Beast about 12 years ago
@hariseldon59: T’was the knight before Easter …Good one.
GoodQuestion Premium Member about 12 years ago
The family resemblence is uncanny . . . . ☻
hariseldon59 about 12 years ago
It’s too bad Pig wasn’t the one in the armor. They could have had canned ham for Easter.
birch9397 Premium Member about 12 years ago
Something funny about the Rat family eating a ham.
hariseldon59 about 12 years ago
I hope that’s not Pig on the table.
Snoopy_Fan about 12 years ago
…and they had better watch out if those eggs came from Little Guard Duck!
Hoodude about 12 years ago
Splains a lotRat is Irish
bmonk about 12 years ago
I wouldn’t send a Rat out as a knight like this.
Number Three about 12 years ago
Let me guess…. Mother & Grandmother?
How rude of Rat to do that!
Send him to his room.
LOL xxx
deangup about 12 years ago
I see it coming … a strategically placed suit of armor that’s empty.
Gluteus Maximus about 12 years ago
Pastis needs to finish the story line. 2 many people making ‘Canned Rat’ jokes.
SusanSunshine Premium Member about 12 years ago
The Mechanic covered it for me …. thanks… but yeah, I figured it was a pretty generic holiday song without the reference to a Holy Night.And thanks Linda, too.Bmonk — I’d send that Rat out any way I could get rid of him…And Gluteus… Hey! My Rat jokes are NOT canned. I just made them.
SusanSunshine Premium Member about 12 years ago
Were you looking for the rest of the words by any chance?
Hmmmm….
Silent Knight, unholy knight,Rat is calm, but not too bright…A Rat Round Table, mother and child..And Rat’s relations, so many and wild,Better if Rat keeps his peace,Better if Rat keeps his peace.
codedaddy about 12 years ago
A holiday is when you get time off or travel. I didn’t get either. Is that Pig sliced up on the table? ewww!
JP Steve Premium Member about 12 years ago
Now we know the true ingredients of “Spam in a can!”
Varnes about 12 years ago
susan, that’s great! I love it when you write lyrics….uh oh, I just remembered…I think I still owe you some music….might have to send me the words again..
.Number Six, I told Mike that I’d accept him into my liver, because it needs the help more..I have sinned against my liver, My doctor says my heart is fine……
m.l. almost 12 years ago
Spirit749 over 3 years ago
Clever…