F Minus by Tony Carrillo for February 22, 2012

I think he said more than “No”.

My balls feel like they’re on fire.

So much for jazzing up the game a bit …

but i’ll aim for his heart

I don’t think even a flaming arrow could liven up a baseball game. I fell asleep in the outfield once. Star athelete, I wasn’t.

I like that the ball is on fire. Helps take the gag to the surreal level.

FIREBALL!!!!!

Fireball! Who wouldn’t love that?

awwww D:

Invoking the rarely used William Tell Rule.