Brevity by Dan Thompson for February 22, 2012

The personnel director is letting his taste override his judgement.

Instead of offering this guy a sweet position, I’d be investigating why he floats from job to job,and what happened to bar his progress at Spudnut,

And I’d look closely at that top coat to see whether it’s covering up a glazed look.

Doughnuts to dollars there’s a hot story in his quick rise at his last company, only to be sacked one morning while he still seemed to be on a roll.

Did they find out he’d greased some palms, and cut him out?

I’ll quit while there are at yeast a few left….

Hey I don’t get any dough for this, so I don’t have a hole lot of raisins to be greedy.

If I get a groan or two it’s icing on the cake.

Johnny I’ll second that!

Cliff in another life?

and on my fingers and on my shirt.

I d-éclair John – we have just the niche for you. Your cousin fasnacht was here yesterday, but he’s gone today. The fat’s in the fire as they say. Oh well ashes to ashes and dust to dust.

So. It’s a sweet roll, huh? I thought it was a steak wrapped in bacon..To each it’s own, I reckon

The puns today are crueller than usual.

I couldn’t tell what that was supposed to be.

Man, I thought it was a moccasin…

Bet he’s got a pet great Danish too . . . ☻.Best breakfast? SSunshine on a sweet roll – - – of puns☺

I recently had a yeast infection and couldn’t get anything to rise.

The puns are really bad today, people. GROOOAAANNN!!!! ;-)

Mmmm…maple bar.

He’s a sweet roll of a man!

beviek and Susan: I survived one year in college due to Spudnuts. The dorm food was so bad, I lost ten pounds when I didn’t have them to lose. A half dozen Spudnuts and a quart of milk in the off-campus movie house gave me the break and nutrition to keep going.

He will soon be an integral part of his organization.