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1. 

   beviek said, over 4 years ago

   Perhaps he was your breakfast earlier?
2. 

   Radish said, over 4 years ago

   Planning for the future.
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   SusanSunshine said, over 4 years ago

   The personnel director is letting his taste override his judgement.

   
   Instead of offering this guy a sweet position, I’d be investigating why he floats from job to job,
   and what happened to bar his progress at Spudnut,

   
   And I’d look closely at that top coat to see whether it’s covering up a glazed look.
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   JohnnyDiego said, over 4 years ago

   They say that God lives in each one of us.

   Well, I hope he likes cream-filled ‘cause that’s what he’s getting.
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   SusanSunshine said, over 4 years ago

   Doughnuts to dollars there’s a hot story in his quick rise at his last company,
   only to be sacked one morning while he still seemed to be on a roll.

   
   Did they find out he’d greased some palms, and cut him out?
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   SusanSunshine said, over 4 years ago

   I’ll quit while there are at yeast a few left….

   
   Hey I don’t get any dough for this, so I don’t have a hole lot of raisins to be greedy.

   
   If I get a groan or two it’s icing on the cake.
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   SusanSunshine said, over 4 years ago

   Johnny I’ll second that!
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   jeffc42 said, over 4 years ago

   Cliff in another life?
9. 

   Arch Stanton said, over 4 years ago

   and on my fingers and on my shirt.
10. 

    Number Six said, over 4 years ago

    The Director shouldn’t ‘scoff’.
    
    If the Company were to go under, John would be the last person to ‘dessert’ a sinking ship.
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    imbaldeagle said, over 4 years ago

    I d-éclair John – we have just the niche for you. Your cousin fasnacht was here yesterday, but he’s gone today. The fat’s in the fire as they say. Oh well ashes to ashes and dust to dust.
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    jmcx4 said, over 4 years ago

    So. It’s a sweet roll, huh? I thought it was a steak wrapped in bacon..
    To each it’s own, I reckon
13. 

    Digital Frog said, over 4 years ago

    The puns today are crueller than usual.
14. 

    DAZZ said, over 4 years ago

    @imbaldeagle

    Ashes, good tie-in to the date eagle!
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    Konrad said, over 4 years ago

    I couldn’t tell what that was supposed to be.
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