Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for February 07, 2012

That’s another apprentice he’s scared away.

Wiz loses more apprentices that way.

I see Wiz has a new Viper. (Car reference)

It’s a good way to weed out the incompetents – if they can do that, then they’ll be able to go into the dark side with no problems.

I think the apprentice should put on an armor of suit first.

I think the apprentice should put on a suit of armor first.

the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but

Fangs a lot!

He better be guardin’ against eatin’.

That snake is getting a little long in the tooth.

To appreciate the message observe the word from all angles…

Why not ? Who’s to say that snake isn’t his supervisor in disguise ?

If the Wiz’s beasts don’t kill his hirelings, his puns will. Oy.

Cut them off to length first, then file them sharper… that way, it won’t hurt as much when he bites you. ;-)

vis is vetting a vittle vicdiculous. (Sorry I couldn’t resist.)