Pickles by Brian Crane for December 08, 2009

Did you remember to take the batteries out first?

Hey, Earl, just hold off a while till she wants to see all the soap operas. Then let HER go out and buy a new one.

The old burrito? Crunch on that, Earl!

Is the garbage disposal still alright? It’s cheaper to replace a remote than a disposal.

Earl, you’re the replacement “clicker”!

No, Opal put it down the garbage disposal, so she is the replacement clicker.

(Yeah, yeah, I know … “What color’s the sky on your planet?”)

I like the possessiveness of Earl’s comment…”my clicker.” As if the remote came inscribed with his name on it….

I agree Joe. Someone explain how it was she was reaching into the fridge for the burrito while she was still carrying the remote. There was no reason to take it into the kitchen at all. When you get up to go to the kitchen or bathroom you leave the remote on the coffee table.

I threatened to trade my wife in for two twenty year olds.

Her response……”Go right ahead dear,

your life insurance is paid up!”

Opal, why don’t you try changing channels with that burrito. I think you tossed what’s left of your mind down the garbage disposal.

Fly Guy: ROFLMAO! I’m sorry, but that is FUNNY!

Senior moment, brain freeze or revenge for remote hogging? And what is ROFLMAO? Maybe us newbies should just sympathize with Opal.

ROFLMAO = Rolling On Floor, Laughing My @$$ Off Newbie = n00b 1337 = Elite (if you turn 1337 around 180 degrees it looks like LEET which sounds like “elite”)

My remotes are always turning up in the kitchen or bathroom – and there’s only one person I can blame!

FishStix and Fly Guy, just remember two can play at that game. In which case I get 2 28 year olds. Male of course.