Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for January 31, 2012

WHAT is your favorite color?

what is a question?

Rugby > Football + Soccer Which is true, of course.

Never understood the allure of a sport (soccer) that has penalties for overacting, And in football the players spend hours standing around and stop playing after every 10 or 15 seconds of game time. Then stand around again for long periods of time. And I believe there are more Zebras on the field than players…

I always loved this British description of football: Watching 300 lb mutants dressed up as space warriors slamming into each other.

Orion

@Richard:I’ve played all 3 (rugby as a Flanker, but occasionally hooked and even locked, Football as a defensive tackle and free safety, soccer as keeper and sweeper, and I’ve reffed rugby).

It clearly is. :D

Orion

rugby is greater than football and soccer? well, i suppose in SOME circles…

@VeridianAn African swallow or a European swallow?

The big 4 US pro leagues are ruled by TV. That is why there is an excess of time stretched especially in the NFL. As for which “football” is superior? none. Baseball is the best game. It’s just stuck in a time warp by old suits like Bud Selig.

Rob has been shown to be a big rugby fan in the past.

All of the football codes are good. But Rugby Union is best. The game they play in heaven.So, go the Queensland Reds in 2012!I’m just assuming that the “Q” in “Ibid Q. Muttly” stands for Queensland.

European swallows taste better…

Duke, Ever read the book, Race to the Outhouse, by Willie Mae Kitt? My copy is illustrated by Betty Doant….

Actually soccer is just slippery hockey, and soccer players stand around a lot when they are not flopping also.

And specifically a fan of the All Blacks

Why do people drive in parkways and park in driveways?

Just like real life. You should start out by asking the question you want answered. Most of us are like that though. We assume the hearer knows what the real question is. ie: “Does this dress make my butt look big?” = “Do you still love me and think I’m beautiful?”

I teach middle school and some days it’s just like this…

I have this strip posted in my cubicle at work and point it out as a perfect example of how to respond to an auditor’s questions. Answer the question asked, don’t read anything into the question, and don’t volunteer extraneous information. Of course, most normal humans would rapidly become annoyed with these responses.

I Love it! My standard response to most questions like “Can you tell me…?” or Do you know where…?" is a simple “Yes”. Maybe it’s time to take up residence in a cartoon strip!

Looks like the Our Gang dog.

He ain’t Mac but a good addition.

That being said, it’s a little surprising to me that Rob’s into Australian rules football.

Heck, growing up my mom had a teacher who’s name was Irene Pauline Rainwater.

What a mix, alcohol and organized violence.Which one, rugby or hockey?

Ibid seems likeable. I bet he has many more magical talents. I hope he sticks around, just to drive the cat crazy.

Open the pod bay doors Ibid!

Blue! No, yello—AHHHHhh…

What’s funny is seeing Satchel being the intelligent one for a change.

WHAT’S on second.

“WHAT” is your name?No Ibid Q. Muttly is my name.“What is YOUR name?”Rob Wilco.“Why should I Rob Wilco? I just asked you for your name, not from anything from Wilco.”

Was he the author of “Rusty Bedsprings” Wait, that was I.P. Nightly.