Tom Toles for January 20, 2012

…and Rush gave the bride away.

money is a person “my friend”. How much do you need to vote for me!!!!!

oh about 5000 people “my friend”

Newt Gingrich is not going to leap to his feet. He would need a crane just to lift his inflated head so he could slowly rise up. It is a matter of physics, and the laws of physics cannot be denied. The laws of physics are there and no human can pretend to ignore that. They exist regardless of the political party you associate yourself with.

wait until you see their baby!

Just as simple as your name sake: Can’t go past Obama and 2008.

Here comes the brideTwo meters wide

I hope the bride insisted on a pre-nup!

Also, they don’t know what he stands for since his positions shifts more than the wind.

But what if Newt (AKA The Decider) comes out ahead of Mitt in SC? He has decreed the SC winner is the nominee, unless of course he doesn’t beat Mitt in SC.

Yhr bride has her hand up. I believe the average Republiocan is unhappy with this .

“If he wasn’t Mormon they would let his shifting positions alone like they do with Gingrich.”

Ah, but I suspect Newt FULLY BELIEVES whatever he happens to be saying today, regardless of whether it contradicts what he said yesterday or will say tomorrow. Not “I said it because it’s true”, but “I said it, therefore it’s true.”

Folks DO realize that Karl Rove IS both groomsman and maid of honor here, right??