Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for January 28, 2012
January 27, 2012
January 30, 2012
Transcript:
Dutch: Say, kid, what's your name? Fawn: F-fawn. Fawn Forrester, animal doctor. I live on the ranch next to the big cactus. I kinda had a thing for your son once. But it's my medical opinion that dangerous lunacy runs in the Haywire family, and... Dutch: Cork it, you veterinary vixen. Fawn: It's Dr. Fawn - hatchi-matchi!
Veridian over 12 years ago
If Fawn ends up being Rips new Stepmom….Holy Oedipus Complex! ….. and y’all thought Thanksgiving was Awkward Before! Dan, I Like a good Plot Twist as much as the Next Hooligan but WOW! HUGPOUNCESZZZ! Y’all and have a Great weekend! :-)
Michael Thorton over 12 years ago
This is crazy! If Fawn and Dutch hit it off, Fibby will become Rip’s cousin and consequently R.J.’s aunt. And since R.J. and Fibby already have crushes on each other, this is gonna become so weird…and probably incestuous.
WelshRat Premium Member over 12 years ago
“Cork it, you veterinary vixen”
Now we know whare Rip get’s his silver tongue from.
Not Me over 12 years ago
Love it ,love it. love it.
ctsignguy over 12 years ago
THIS would make one convoluted family tree!
Linda Solomon over 12 years ago
HUGPOUNCESZZZ
punchydugan over 12 years ago
He’s just been shot and he’s still up and at ’em!What a guy!
alleyoops Premium Member over 12 years ago
Better stick to his own age group.
Uncle_Bad over 12 years ago
But what if Dr. Fawn and Dutch had a child? Think of the chin on that kid!
Dragoncat over 12 years ago
Don’t forget the ears, Uncle Bad…The chin…and the ears. On the same face.
DorianKTB over 12 years ago
Hey, I think those crazy kids Fawn and Dutch could make it work, as long as Fawn’s as good at healing humans as she is at healing animals! And is it me, or has Fawn’s lantern jaw morphed into a charming chin? :-) HUGPOUNCESZZZ to all Haywire Hooligans!
EarlOfCork over 12 years ago
“I’m as human as the next guy.”
“Yes, but I AM the next guy.”
“. . . Oh. Yeah.”