The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for January 12, 2012
January 11, 2012
January 13, 2012
Transcript:
Police Officer: The bad news, is though the hot tub broke his fall, your husband's been hard-boiled... the good news is my wife's making potato salad tonight.
My scrambled eggs sho do taste good this mornin. My deepest sympathy to the Dumpty family. The Lord giveth and The Lord taketh away. Now let’s eat them eggs.
Nice wiseCRACK from the cop. And the widow Mrs. Dumpty was with embryo too. Her mind is all scrambled with grief ’cause she ran out of the house naked!
margueritem over 12 years ago
Sure rub it in, Officer.
osceola over 12 years ago
Tragedy again strikes the Dumpty family.
Superfrog over 12 years ago
I always thought he was destined to go over easy.
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 12 years ago
That cop is pretty hard-boiled, himself.
jreckard over 12 years ago
It was a steno pool and he got in over his head.
J Short over 12 years ago
It was eggactly what I eggpected.
Z1 over 12 years ago
looks like his sunny side is up
celeconecca over 12 years ago
you know when they find and convict the felon, his attorney will file an a-peel
TheSpanishInquisition over 12 years ago
Humpty Dumpty was pushed.
jimwill0803 over 12 years ago
My scrambled eggs sho do taste good this mornin. My deepest sympathy to the Dumpty family. The Lord giveth and The Lord taketh away. Now let’s eat them eggs.
vldazzle over 12 years ago
They’ll need a whole lot of potatoes for an egg that big. Perhaps an egg salad is a better use.
vldazzle over 12 years ago
@Jim, I prefer scrambled too. My little Fitzroy will share them; he loves to eat a couple of spoonfuls (tho’ he only weighs about 320 gms).
cassandra_meme over 12 years ago
Packratjohn Premium Member over 12 years ago
Well, it certainly cracked ME up!
GROG Premium Member over 12 years ago
I like mine over easy – in bacon grease.
Digital Frog over 12 years ago
@The SpanishInquisition – I agree, I think there may be an omlettcidal maniac on the loose.
Dr Sheriff MB esq PhD DML over 12 years ago
Oooo…. poorly eggsicuted reverse 2-1/2…^AUS 5CAN 6JPN 5USA 5RUS 9^
danlarios over 12 years ago
has mr patato been notified??
finale over 12 years ago
Bet the cop has Paprika spray with him.
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member over 12 years ago
“…CANABALLS! you are all MONSTERS!”
mabrndt Premium Member over 12 years ago
Yesterday, The Barn featured Humpty Dumpty, today here. Strange coincidence.
LegendaryColChuckCrustwoodRet over 12 years ago
Congratulations on creating a brain-worm Admiral Hilburn, sir. I can’t get the damn thing out of my head and it has had me laughing all day.
Popeyesforearm over 12 years ago
Nice wiseCRACK from the cop. And the widow Mrs. Dumpty was with embryo too. Her mind is all scrambled with grief ’cause she ran out of the house naked!
corzak over 12 years ago
The party hot tub broke his fall. That’s good, otherwise he would have cracked. And then the cop would have added a heavy fine for wildlife poaching.
jpozenel over 12 years ago
He may have been pickled. Better test his albumen alcohol content to be sure.
iced tea over 12 years ago
The Dumpty family led scrambled up lives.
zeecue over 12 years ago
Now see..the officer took lemons and made potato salad..
K M over 12 years ago
Who adulterates a great potato salad by throwing hard-boiled eggs into it!?!? Yecchh!!!
Curiosity Will Kill Me, Too over 12 years ago
I came here from Stephen Gilberg.