Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for December 27, 2011

Try brewing the hi-octane, add whatever you want. Let cool & put in fridge overnite. Drink cold. Works.

Maybe he got that cup of coffee at McDonalds!

I once got pf black coffee from Dunkin Donuts….Drove to the other side of town…. took a sip…. and burned my upper lip raw….Called the manager and warned him to control his process…. “But people like HOT cofffee” says he…. Last cup I ever purchased there…..! ! !

Horace makes me laugh almost all the time. Thanks for sharing him with us.

yes he did. thay are on the bottom of the cup.

Why wouldn’t you test if first to see how hot it is? Duh?

FYI…. I did test it….. with a test sip during which it touched my upper lip and ZAP…. too late….. nothing was swallowed… and that was enough to burn my upper lip….! ! !….( Un-Duh )

I don’t see that last drink as being particularly efficient; it might wake you up, but you’ll be in no condition to do anything for the rest of the day.

I only drink my very own Expresso coffee made here at home

Yep, that big energy boost is almost worth the ensuing skin graft.

I made the most wonderful iced coffee at 7/11 and drove away. And as I was stirring it as I drove, it sprung a leak ala the dams of Holland – sugary sweet coffee splashed into my lap as I tried not to kill myself and fellow drivers as I pulled to the side of road to get rid of the mess. Flung the whole slush into a plastic bag, had to go to gas station to change & clean up. Did I learn my lesson? Nope! Returned to 7/11, made a whole new wonderful iced coffee and went on my merry caffeinated way. If it had been hot coffee – a psychic would be channeling the first part of this story with different results! :)

That would do the trick!