FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for January 04, 2012
January 03, 2012
January 05, 2012
Transcript:
Jason: Quincy really likes your new chess set, Dad. Roger: He has good taste. These are authentic house of Statuon hand-carved pieces pieces. Santa really came through. Jason: Funny that you should use the word "taste".... Roger: Why are half the pawns missing?
Harryfan over 12 years ago
Uh……I think they will turn up eventually.
Wenthral over 12 years ago
Time to buy that thing a cage.
NE1956 over 12 years ago
The pawns were the appetizer. He then goes to the castle for lunch and then will dine with (on) the Queen & King. After that, he’ll call it a knight.
Doctor11 over 12 years ago
Say goodbye to your allowance for a while, kid.
Destiny23 over 12 years ago
Maybe Dad would settle for some nice iguana skin gloves as compensation…
KEA over 12 years ago
Hand-carved what?
secar1 over 12 years ago
Jason, this is the part where you run away.
Devils Knight over 12 years ago
wow wonder if it was the $1000 or just the cheap $250 set
Xane_T over 12 years ago
Did they even bother punishing him for anything? Or were they just so afraid of his superior intellect that they figure any retribution for punishment would be worse than the original offense?
josh_bisbee over 12 years ago
Oh, they punish him. He makes references to his punishments occasionally. The only thing is that he likes being inside more than being outside.
bossyheifer over 12 years ago
His punishment would have to be to play chess with Paige…forever. Oh wait, that would punish Paige too…nevermind
Fan o’ Lio. over 12 years ago
Looks like dad got rooked. He should go to a pawn shop to replace his missing pieces.
fmasroor over 12 years ago
…So that only one player (you) can actually play.