Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for December 29, 2011

He’s already in solitary.

It’s cool to want to be warm.

In that case Spook should of slapped enough timesto last through the winter.

A slap a week will keep Spook toasty warm for the winter.

Well that is one way to stay warm

Now what if he were to slap him silly.

Thats knowing how to use the system!

And just where exactly, young lady, was all this slapping going on???

It might help if they just boarded up the window for the winter.

Well slap me silly….

“guard, i’m hard”

Instead of Rodney Flambe, today we’re offering Roasted Spook with a side of, I dunno, his fleas maybe?

When did Spook go bald?

MM, smart spook.

thats good thinking

Next to the furnace? Maybe in. I remember a Woody WP comic book years ago, Woody and Wally Walrus in Alaska. Wally opens the door to throw in more wood, and Woody sticks his head out and says "Shut the door!~ You’re letting in a draft!!

Now that was some slapstick!

Dumb bureaucrat didn’t see the ploy for what it was.

If by “solitary” the guard means Spook won’t see him, even better!