The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for December 26, 2011

Guess you need to watch the show.

Sheesh. One little mistake, and it haunts you forever. The guy on the BP boat wasn’t even moving when HE sprung a leak! (Merry belated Christmas to all!)

I don’t know what the big deal is … The 2 or 3 times I went to the shore in Jersey it looked like this.Granted, it was quite a while ago. Never had the urge to go back.

^ Intentional foul! Two shots.

I don’t know or watch the show, so it’s lost on me, but it did remind me of an old sea chanty:“What do you do with a drunken sailor?What do you do with a drunken sailor?What do you do with a drunken sailor, ear-ly in the morning?Put him in charge of an Exxon tanker.Put him in charge of an Exxon tanker.Put him in charge of an Exxon tanker, ear-ly in the morning…”

That reminds me of Tin-Tin — an excellent movie which I just saw yesterday. … But meanwhile, I’m guessing that this “Pauly” character is a 50s-style greaser.

make sure Pauly Shore swims with his head under water.

At least I showed you more than an eye. (Take that, Johnny Diego!) ;-)

well, in the show ( which I do NOT watch), Pauly has very greased back hair. Swimming with his head under water created an oil slick. UGH!

Not only is the hair bad, JWOWW,, Snookie and Pauly D all have lines of indoor tanning lotions. That’s where the tanning bucks are.

i dont watch the show, but its not too hard to figure out that theyre making fun of him for using a lot of grease in his hair…

I run over his head when I need to give my car a lube job.

I’ve never seen even a single scene. (Glad I didn’t have to say that out loud). And I don’t intend to.

Be glad Snookie didn’t jump in there. It’d be the end of an ecosystem.