Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for December 18, 2011
Transcript:
Bucky: Pick a card, any card, ten dollars to play, five dollar payout. No risk. Good odds... I don't even have a full deck. Ok, hey, by the way, I found this 378 dollar bill. But as it turns out. I specifically need a five dollar bill, so if you have one, I'm willing to trade. But now, for your viewing delight. We present the soft-paw stylings of Bucky "Jazzy Paws" Katt! Tips of between four and six dollars are standard. Chaaaaa! Man, this economy stinks. Rob: Satchel, here's ten bucks. Satchel: Oooo!
AGED_ENGINEER Premium Member over 12 years ago
We already knew Bucky is not playing with a full deck, didn’t we?
Nebulous Premium Member over 12 years ago
I thought the proper way was to tell them to get lost. Half up front, half when they get there.
dwandelt Premium Member over 12 years ago
Oh, I dunno. Satchel gets ten bucks to just for not being Bucky? Pretty good deal, I’d say! Uhh…for Rob and Satch, anyhoo…
Zippy007 over 12 years ago
It’s NOT the economy, stupid!
RoseHawke over 12 years ago
Why does Rob even have a cat since he’s apparently not a cat person?
A.Ficionada over 12 years ago
I never noticed how small Bucky’s lower jaw is before, and now it seems kinda strange. Inbreeding?
Happy_Sinner over 12 years ago
It happens when cartoon cat breeders don’t keep track of their bloodlines. They just don’t care anymore. And what does PETA do? Nothing.
nerdalert over 12 years ago
The sad thing is Bucky will just trick Satchel into giving him the ten.
Filkman over 12 years ago
I can haz cheapskate?
Varnes over 12 years ago
There’s more fun in this cartoon than any ten others you could choose. Todays is like 4 or 5 toons in one…
johndifool over 12 years ago
“I don’t even have a full deck.”
That’s what people say. [Lifted that from Calvin and Hobbes]
GypsyWoman over 12 years ago
AHHHH Rob have a heart, give Bucky some cash.
akpammyj over 12 years ago
Why does Bucky need cash? Expecting a visit from his Nip dealer later, maybe?
Hunter7 over 12 years ago
Love the 2nd panel. That is soooo Bucky!.Rob can’t give Bucky any money, that will encourage the little furball to ask for more. And more. And more still. .Though you gotta wonder…. what he plans to buy with his money. If he ever gets any.
blqurkgfg..-:) over 12 years ago
Full deck where?…………………………
chris_weaver over 12 years ago
Well, Bucky made money for, uh, somebody.
grondinlessard Premium Member over 12 years ago
I may be a dramer but I miss the times when Rob had friends (Joseph), tried to date, had a life outside the appartment and that Bucky was less commercial and Satchel more naive than dumb…
Jkiss over 12 years ago
I love this comic strip. I still have Bucky giving the road show guy the bird on my fridge.
Blossoming over 12 years ago
I say Bucky is actually portraying how some are trying to get through in this economy: through cheating and poor deals… Then, it doesn’t work… That’s what Rob’s trying to teach Bucky, yeah, that’s it, Rob’s trying to teach Bucky by not giving him any money… I win! :)
tegm over 12 years ago
I LOVE that bucky “found” a 378 dollar bill.
lattewoman over 12 years ago
Kind of an indirect way of giving $10 to Bucky, isn’t it?
whitedark1063 about 12 years ago
I think this time, Rob is just being mean. He gave Satchel $10 solely because Bucky wanted $5. Satchel didn’t even ask for anything.