The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for January 15, 2012

I think I read these while I was waiting in line at the grocery store.

Leno’s garage does deserve to be burned down (for a lot of reasons) but Conan shouldn’t be the one blamed for it.

Nothing is implausible in Hollywood.

I think the last 2 are really highly unlikely.

Maybe if we ALL wished together……the last one will come true!

@finale, LET’S TRY!

I love the Ashton Kutcher one! Haha. These headlines would be tabloid or sure! None of them are going to give up their 5 seconds of “fame”, no matter what it costs them.

Her birth name is “Starlet Marie Jones.”

Two Kim Kardashian jabs in three days? I dunno, Scott.

Shucks, we have a daily out of Dallas that is that accurate.

I live in DE. Don’t ever want Kim here. Not even to visit!

GatoCat: They were that hard on me, so I will be hard on them! When I was running against the flat-earth faction on the State Board of Education, they stated “Because the Democrats have no candidate [for District 9], only Republicans and Libertarians are in the race.” I informed them that there was a Green in that contest and asked for a correction. Two weeks later, they printed the same lying paragraph verbatim.

The Observer doesn’t get this far north, but we grab a copy whenever possible. Ask a Mexican is available online out of Phoenix and I get that in that way as insurance.