Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for November 21, 2011

If they’re missing at Andy’s place, check out back in the trash.

Check Andy’s back pocket, she’s alway chewing his @ss out.

If your mouth was that foul your teeth would hide too.

Mum’s teeth are like stars……They come out at night!!!

Now she can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch.

Andy just loves Mum’s, wonder where did he put her dentures

try the bath tub, need something big for the big teeth for that big mouth

If only her Mother’s teeth had a wind up key….

Then they could aim for Andy’s behind.

LOL LOL xxx

But then he might swallow them when he takes a swig in his sleep!

For some reason, I’ve been unable to get the comments on this strip since about 0700. Now that I’m here, I wanted to say that we should all raise our keyboards in salute to Dogsniff and ODDBALL.