B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for November 22, 2011

Said the dirty,fat,big nosed ham sandwitch on the hock.

Ohhhh, GAAAAAAAAAAAAG !!!

Whatever you say “Bacon Sandwich.” (name of a pig from a Young Ones episode)

Ummmm I see alot of hams on peoples tables along with the turkey.

In Oz the pork industry suggests “you get some pork on your fork”.

And the pot calling the kettle black….

All of the sudden I’m in the mood for a Turkey, Bacon, Lettuce and Tomato Sandwich!!!

Swine of any kind, of any cut is usually my choice any day of the week except Thanksgiving. That when the turkeys ducks and chickens gotta worry about me.

Role reversal for Christmas.

There’s an obvious lack of Turduckens around. Gots to shoot me a Turducken Yum! :-D

pretty s as pretty does!

@plods: and Easter

I’d be careful there, buddy! I’m having ham for Thanksgiving!

The solution to this problem is simple: Prime rib, roasted new potatoes, and creamed spinach. That said, I’ll take pork over turkey every time.

We usually put bacon strips across our turkey to help baste it.

Ben Franklin wanted to name the turkey the nation’s symbol, not the eagle. He said the turkey is a bird of courage. Hope that makes you feel better Tom.

“ For my own part I wish the Bald Eagle had not been chosen the Representative of our Country. He is a Bird of bad moral character. He does not get his Living honestly. You may have seen him perched on some dead Tree near the River, where, too lazy to fish for himself, he watches the Labour of the Fishing Hawk; and when that diligent Bird has at length taken a Fish, and is bearing it to his Nest for the Support of his Mate and young Ones, the Bald Eagle pursues him and takes it from him.

With all this Injustice, he is never in good Case but like those among Men who live by Sharping & Robbing he is generally poor and often very lousy. Besides he is a rank Coward: The little King Bird not bigger than a Sparrow attacks him boldly and drives him out of the District. He is therefore by no means a proper Emblem for the brave and honest Cincinnati of America who have driven all the King birds from our Country…

I am on this account not displeased that the Figure is not known as a Bald Eagle, but looks more like a Turkey. For in Truth the Turkey is in Comparison a much more respectable Bird, and withal a true original Native of America… He is besides, though a little vain & silly, a Bird of Courage, and would not hesitate to attack a Grenadier of the British Guards who should presume to invade his Farm Yard with a red Coat on.”

It’s called a snood

Go ahead and lean, quit duckin’. You have to suffer through some stuffing.

Pig: “And another thing…excuse me while I wipe the swine out of my ears…..that’s better. Now, where was I??”

Ben Franklin’s comments about the turkey, sound a lot like congress today.

excuss me, the bald egale. but then again the domesticated turkey is too stupid to come in out of the rain….Just like most people.

Leviticus 11:1-8 list animals the Jews may not eat, the pig is listed in verse 7. The pig is not kosher.

Don’t listen to that ol’ lard butt, Tom. Thursday, you get honored-then roasted.

Old Ben had the right of it. Thanks for reminding us, JimWill0803Pig needs to watch out at Christmas, New Years Day and Easter

We will have a 20-pound turkey for Thanksgiving dinner. He especially loves the corn and looks forward to it every year.

Wattle he do?

Look who’s Talkin!!!

“Wattle and snood” sounds like a dish the Brits would eat, like “bangers and mash.”

What a turkey listening to that ham

why does a turkey talk to a pig?

I think the pig is being sarcastic. After all he’s on the menu all year long while the turkey only has to worry about this time of year.

I don’t understand. At this time of year two specific things go on sale at the supermarket: turkeys and ham. For my family’s Thanksgiving dinner we typically have one of each, followed by weeks of leftovers.