Tom Toles for November 11, 2011

Perry looked like a deer in headlights. What a riot!

He could have used a Tele-Prompter.

The Honorable Governor of Texas: James Richard Perry. What a turd! I think he should have stayed on the ranch back in Texas. Back there, he can shovel bull crap there all day, and the only one laughing at him are the cows.

You’rrrrrrrrre out!

Never having been a Perry supporter, this doesn’t surprise me. Having said that, those who are gloating over the Republican debates as a freak show, if the Democrats didn’t have an incumbent, it would look much the same. Neither of the major parties really cares about the issues as much as they do getting/keeping their party in power.

Now you can see the effects of a poor education system – they’re still defending our moronic governor here in Texas.

Actually if you listen to the tape, he says he’s visited 57 and has one more to go – Care to tell us what the 58th would have been?

Yes, Tigger. Obama was talking about 57 states AND TERRITORIES. 57 places where primary votes are held. I bet none of the current crop of Republicans could name the territories are, and whether they get to vote. Maybe Huntsman, after all, he’s been outside of the U.S.

Good question.

I’m reading Mollys first book. Still great.

Pronouncing the P and S in “corps” is about as significant (and about as common) as pronouncing the S in “Illinois.” It’s incorrect, but it isn’t indicative of general ignorance or disrespect; it just means you haven’t lived there…

I think you’re beating a dead horps.

The problem with partisan politics is that the right-wingers all try to scramble and come up with reasons why Perry is still the perfect candidate, or …. they rush to change Wikipedia so that what Palin said is what appears, …. or they talk with bluster about having any shot in 2012.