Frazz by Jef Mallett for December 03, 2011
Transcript:
Miss Plainwell: Did you survive your visit to the shopping-center Santa? Girl: Yeah. I always do. It's just a lot of work to overcome so much fear to beg for something I never get, anyway. Miss Plainwell: Not to mention, now you've been coerced into behaving for three weeks. Girl: I can't wait until I'm a grown-up and can go buy my own darn unicorn.
Varnes over 12 years ago
Hey, I hear they’re on sail at Rainbows R Us…..They don’t need to be house broken, either……..They poop butterflies….
celeconecca over 12 years ago
me too.
poihths over 12 years ago
If that isn’t the whole process of life distilled into 15 words, I don’t know what is.
Andre Nauta over 12 years ago
It’s so FLUFFY!!
trekkermint over 12 years ago
i’.’m a grown who buys my little pony stuff – unicorns included
Marathon Zack about 7 years ago
You can’t buy a unicorn, you have to run 26.2 miles to get one.