Pickles by Brian Crane for November 11, 2011

Opal must be using a cordless iron.

Let’s hope it’s not a poodle cut this time!

Someone once asked me why I went to get a haircut when I’m bald. Ut didn’t occur to him that most bald men have fringes that need cutting.

But if he sits still and behaves, the groomer gives him a tummy rub. The barber doesn’t.

Once knew a town barber who gave the same hair cut no matter who you were they all came out the same.

He’s having his two hairs trimmed?

Thank you Veterans

Shame on you Mr. Crane for not!

Methinks Opal tells some windys herself.

Earl ’s got a crush on the dog groomer…

There are cordless irons…….they sit in a charging base. Panasonic makes one…….expensive though……about $56.I want one!

That was just one of the many chores they had to keep them mussled up.

A what?

LOL xxx

Arye Uygur: If all you have is the fringe around the sides, you can cut it yourself. I have done so since the 1970s when I still had hair on top.

How about a bowl cut?

Say, what is this “iron” of which you speak?

Why should I make my clothes flat, when I’m round?

Actually, I jest.

I have an iron.

Someplace.

Pony tail? Wrong groomer.

Earl…Schnauzer? Maybe

Sounds painful!