Pickles by Brian Crane for September 14, 2011

Don’t confuse the boy Opal any more than Earl does.

lol she also said nuts….

I don’t think he’s up to nuts yet…….

No shortage of nuts there.

Very cute Opal…but it is a nutty family…lol

Come on, don’t pass off a dandy Don quote as grandma’s

The witticism I heard most as a boy was, “If wishes were horses we’d all go for a ride.”

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my mother’s response to my wanting something unimportant was “and people in hell want ice water”

Shades of Bevis & Butthead…hee hee hee…..☻

Ah yes, the simplistic male mind at its best.

LOL!

xxx

and if monkeys could fly….. everybody would have to carry umbrellas outside…. “incoming!!!!!!”

..she said pearls, too! ew!

If wishes were horses, beggars would ride;if wishes were fishes, we’d have a good fry.

(Childhood memory—possibly inaccurate. :D)

If ifs and ands were pots and pans… what’s the next line?If a frog had wings, it would fly (my mother’s version, he wouldn’t go around bumping his rear end on the ground)