Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for September 09, 2011

Red sky in the morning sailor’s warning…..

oh well something like that any way where was I ‘’turn dogs into foxes no one can looze’’

Starkle, starkle, little twink…

It works for me.

Red eyes after snooze, sailors drink booze.A Marine can outdrink any swabby and I’ll drink under the table any sailor who says otherwise. Why da MPs here?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_sky_at_morning

a classic line from the Mary Tyler Moore show, Sue Ann Nivens comments, “Married in white, sailor’s delight”

Fifteen years tomorrow.

It’s Red Sky at Night, Sailors delight. Red sky at morning, sailor take warning. A few others, “Mackerel scales and mare’s tails make lofty ships carry low sails.” “When the grass is dry at morning light, look for rain before the night.”

Not the ones who are buying.

General William C. Westmoreland heard me call Him a REMF one time and said “Doc,do you know what we call you guys on the MACV teams?” “No i said.” “Good he said.” He turned and walked away.

Ha—your comment made me laugh out loud. (Although, I suspect the answer might be “no” …)

Hey, well, it’s true!