Last Kiss by John Lustig for August 17, 2011

Or exercising.

Most of the women I know hate cooking. I like to cook (and eat).

I like cooking … chocolate cake. But I can’t yet, so I am still doing product research.

Honey, I just saw your mother and , ah er, the engagements off.

But……….. one leads to the other………….

The more you eat the fater you get. Unless you can burn fat up fast.

Unfortunately, she has the opinion about kids as about cakes: they are more fun to have around and enjoy than to make.

It’s time to swap what she is eating with something you want her to nibble on. It’s low cal and full of protein.

I’ll second that.

Betty Not Crocker Von Tramp

Fry me a liver,Fry me a liver.I fried a liver over you!

Michael….what does it taste like?