Matt Bors for August 10, 2011
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DEM SLOGANS 2012 experienced HOSTAGE Negotiators President Barack Obama: Give him what he wants. FIGHTING for the Workin' Man! A $38,000-a-plate fundraising dinner. Please RSVP. GAYS Now serving openly in our dumb wars! Bald Eagle: You're welcome. Hey look: SARAH PALIN Is THIS what you want? Frankly, you only have TWO CHOICES Donkey: Pull it.
ChukLitl Premium Member over 12 years ago
Actual phone survey:Q: “Are you going to vote?”A: “Yes.”Q: “Are you going to vote for the Republican or the Democrat?”A: “No.”“I thought you said You were going to vote.”“I vote third party.”Q: “But if you could only choose the Republican or the Democrat?”A: “The question isn’t valid. There have never been less than six choices for President on my general election ballot.”I’m used to coming in 4th with 4%. I go for the propositions.I find the big 2’s preference for the death of America to their opponent’s victory treasonous.
hotdogger over 12 years ago
I voted 3rd party once when I voted for Ross Perot. Then I saw the light.
Jason Allen over 12 years ago
So apparently Mat Bors is against gays having the same right to die in our dumb wars as a straight man has? Death doesn’t discriminate, why should our military?
dcramer over 12 years ago
I want instant runoff voting!!!
tcity over 12 years ago
‘one person against the war’ Methinks that is underestimated.
svenskabru2u over 12 years ago
Oh, C’mon Matt! You know the best Dem slogan will be… “Hey, we F’d up. You can have Hillary now. Sorry!”
Yammo Premium Member over 12 years ago
Wait a second…I thought you were liberal Matt! These are goddamn funny!! Not very far from the truth either, just wait and see. New favorite!
yohannbiimu over 12 years ago
Bors says just “two choices,” but there’s only ONE lever. Sounds to me that it’s tacit admittance that there’s only ONE choice, regardless of whether there’s “two parties.” I’ve said it before and I’ll keep saying it until the idiots get it. Both parties are taking us down the same road, regardless of what you partisan leftists say about “right-wing Republicans.” Bors’ “choices” will be the death of the America I was born into, and the ushering-in of a dark age of mindless dependence and misery.
grayhares01 over 12 years ago
Ron Paul is gaining steam based largely on his adamant position to pull us out of both Iraq and Afghanistan the day he takes office..Guess who I voted for in 2008…
mondaymornQB over 12 years ago
“Frankly you only have two choices” paper or plastic, either way it’s a colostomy bag.