Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for August 01, 2011

Just text the message to the Fink soldier.

Red Rover, Red Rover, lie down & roll over.

I’m glad he hasn’t invented it, yet. It’s bad enough to see dogs texting on C-Kennel.

Rodney is so brave to risk his next in command.

I think he is referring to Clifford.

Given the frequent anachronisms in this strip, I wouldn’t be surprised to see a cell phone.

Don’t worry. If you only make it half-way the king will have the Ghost Whisperer contact you for the message.

Somehow I never pictured playground games as military training, but there’s some logic to it!TAG! You’re dead!!

Dodge Ball would work.

this is where they need spook, he would dig them out of trouble.