Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for July 26, 1992
July 25, 1992
July 27, 1992
Transcript:
Calvin: In order to determine if there is any universal moral law beyond human convention, I have decised the following test. I will throw this water baloon at Susie Derkin's unless I receive some sigh withing the next 30 seconds that this is wrong. It is in the universe's power to stop me. I'll accept any remarkable physical happenstance as a sign I shouldn't do this. Ready?...Go! Tum te tum doo doo. ...Nothing's happening...five seconds to g! Times up! That proves it! There's no moral law! Wheee! Ha ha! Hey Susie!! Help! Help! Help! Why does the universe always give you the sign after you do it??
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Icalasari over 13 years ago
That’s pretty deep
Personiusd over 12 years ago
Aren’t I?
Xalder over 9 years ago
It looks like he has a mustache in the 5th panel.
yow4zip Premium Member over 6 years ago
Direct hit!
JasonJackson almost 4 years ago
It’s called a consequence, Calvin. For every action, there is a response to it. And in YOUR case, you sure deserve every response.
RandomLantern445 over 3 years ago
You asked for that, Calvin.
leopardglily almost 2 years ago
That wasn’t the universe, that was Susie.