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Jul 25, 1992
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Calvin: In order to determine if there is any universal moral law beyond human convention, I have decised the following test. I will throw this water baloon at Susie Derkin's unless I receive some sigh withing the next 30 seconds that this is wrong. It is in the universe's power to stop me. I'll accept any remarkable physical happenstance as a sign I shouldn't do this. Ready?...Go! Tum te tum doo doo. ...Nothing's happening...five seconds to g! Times up! That proves it! There's no moral law! Wheee! Ha ha! Hey Susie!! Help! Help! Help! Why does the universe always give you the sign after you do it??
Jul 27, 1992
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