Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for April 22, 1992

Transcript:

Calvin: Take it back! I'm never getting married! Never! Hobbes: Love 'em and leave 'em, eh? You rake! Calvin: That does it! I'm gonna knock you into next week! Hobbes: Wait! Susie's coming! Calvin: What? She is? Augh! She is! I've got to discourage romance! Hobbes: You can't! Smoldering passion is your fate! Susie Derkins: Gosh, Calvin, the dirt covering your features is a big improvement. Calvin: Oh no, it's true! I'm a love magnet!