Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for December 12, 1989
December 11, 1989
December 13, 1989
Transcript:
Calvin: I hate this time of year. I've got to be good for two more weeks if I want any goodies this Christmas! I'll never make it. I try to be good! I do! My heart is as pure as driven snow! It's just that, well, sometimes events beyond my control conspire against me! I'm usually an innocent bystand...hey, I say you roll your eyes! So you don't believe me, eh?! Hobbes: Me?? Calvin: By golly, each of your eyes will be rolling toward the other when I'm through with you! Hobbes: Ha! I hope you asked Santa for some crutches!
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Summersnow over 13 years ago
Imagine how that would look like from a persons perspective, a six year old beating the bleeep out a stuffed animal out in the street…
I thinks that Calvin might have an underlying psychological disorder.
MaverickMoPete over 12 years ago
“I don’t know what’s weirder… that you’re fighting a stuffed animal, or that you seem to be losing.”
HumorMeDark over 12 years ago
Hobbes cheats. :D
yow4zip Premium Member over 9 years ago
Calvin is very driven.
bmonk over 8 years ago
Being good is hard—Calvin only has to do it for 30 seconds before it falls apart.
The Shadow Ninja over 8 years ago
Calvin’s heart is as black as a hundred shadows and Hobbes loves to piss me off for his own amusement.