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When life gives you lemons, squirt juice into the eyes of those who stare at you until they hurt like hell.
He should have applied staircases around the fort in case he needs to escape.
And that’s why I am a vegetarian.
Calvin: OW! MY FOOT, YOU LOUSY, STUPID, CLUMSY…!!!
Tortoise beats hare!
Dumb luck saved Calvin from Hobbes’ evil pounce attack.
In panel 1, Calvin look likes Jiminy Cricket is about to puke.
Calvin’s face in panel 2 looks like Popeye’s.
Calvin really loves getting beaten up. Just look at his expression in panel 4.
Hobbes is normally a cheater in sports, but Calvin got the upper hand in this one.