Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for July 02, 2011

Duck!

…or crawl over.

I always knew that you had to bend over backwards to get into heaven.

“How low can you go”.

People who run huddles get into heaven?….

BTW, didn’t the church get rid of Limbo a few years back? Because I remember wondering were the souls that were in Limbo would go now? They would kind of be in Limbo…..

I wonder where the Soviet Union sent enemies of the state if they were from Siberia?

Aw Dogsniff ya beat me to it again.

I think I’ll pass on going to Limbo. I’m just not into bending over backwards.

Nice to see limbo is a gated community too.

If they got rid of Limbo, wouldn’t they wind up in the box with Schroedinger’s cat?

This two guys walk into a bar…

I’d have to crawl, if I tried to jump… well, see Betty’s strip.

proof of genuine humor in government: they call it the Garden State….

“She was doing the Limbo, and when she went under…it was all over.”

Along the road to perdition; the entrance to limbo?

Yes, the Roman Catholic church did officially do away with limbo. However, I don’t recall how they dealt with all the souls that supposedly ended up there. I guess they had to be sent somewhere but I just don’t know where.@ pbarnrobGreat bumper sticker I saw:Wanted: Schroedinger’s catDead and Alive

I thought the comic was hysterical, but then I read the comments. You guys are great! I might move in here, too.

<> Brilliant!

Somebody took the bar down for heaven entry about 2000 years ago. you just have to join the team. :-) Another nice Wiley use of Catholic myths. Easy to make real Christianity seem dim when yous shoot at the old lies. “The Invention of Misleading”?

And I thought the atheist play was to punt since they don’t believe there’s a playing field to begin with, :-)

If you don’t go up or down…you can get stuck there.

So many are lowering their standards in an effort to get in.

Right on, ImaginaryFriend!

Dropped kick me, Jesus, throught the goal posts of life.

OH!! Now I get it… the unbaptized babies were supposed to go there… they can crawl under the Limbo stick… It all makes sense now!! :)

Y’know, I always wondered about Limbo. Thanks for clearing that up, Wiley.

Do the fosbury flop.

In a northern suburb of Cincinnati, an evangelical church had a VERY large statue of Jesus from the waist up with arms raised to the sky. It was nicknamed “Touchdown Jesus” by the locals but was struck by lightning and burned to the ground. They’re going to have a different Jesus statue soon. (You could see it from the expressway.)

Very punny, Wiley!

All that, and yet people are bending over backwards to get in there.

Varnes: I think it was Gorky.

No fair, they raised the bar before he died!