You can get chocolate hearts on discount at the supermarket right after Valentine’s Day. Buy a lot of them and keep them around, hidden. As long as they don’t say “Valentine’s Day” on them, they’re good for any romantic occasion.
Yeah, and you can wrap up hockey pucks and call them “fruitcakes” and send them out for Christmas! No one eats the damn things anyway and you’ll save a bundle! And if your friend shows up with broken teeth, think of all the time and trouble you’ve saved by not punching him in the mouth the next time he says something really stupid! Don Rickles
even discounted post Valentines’ Day sweets sound better than “factory refurbished chocolates (”…. the ones rejected after one bite and put back in the box eeeeeuuuuu!)
margueritem about 13 years ago
LOL! Love the last line.
Kvasir42 Premium Member about 13 years ago
Love how he crafts the dialogue. “That’s just silly. It’s a perfume jar.” skip a beat “Now.”
fredbuhl about 13 years ago
another casualty in the battle of the sexes
Coyoty Premium Member about 13 years ago
You can get chocolate hearts on discount at the supermarket right after Valentine’s Day. Buy a lot of them and keep them around, hidden. As long as they don’t say “Valentine’s Day” on them, they’re good for any romantic occasion.
artisanx about 13 years ago
Yeah, and you can wrap up hockey pucks and call them “fruitcakes” and send them out for Christmas! No one eats the damn things anyway and you’ll save a bundle! And if your friend shows up with broken teeth, think of all the time and trouble you’ve saved by not punching him in the mouth the next time he says something really stupid! Don Rickles
SusanCraig about 13 years ago
even discounted post Valentines’ Day sweets sound better than “factory refurbished chocolates (”…. the ones rejected after one bite and put back in the box eeeeeuuuuu!)