Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for April 23, 2009

Very “temp”…

Oh and you’ll be wearing an explosive vest so when you do run out of ammo. Sighn here.

You gotta love it !

Oooookay, I think it’s time to move to the next booth.

Get “unemployment money for a while, or if you are behind on taxes, join the current admn.

You have to admit it’d be a sure solution for unemployment. And you’d never have to worry again about foreclosure or taxes.

Or cancer.

Or even a hangnail.

Sounds like a substitute teaching gig…

Hey, how’d I get to be pro?

Hope it covers spinal

doctortoon says: Do you have a health care plan?

Yes we take care of you until your dying day.

and their 401k progam is that it’s 401K to the nearest hospital…

Are you sure it’s an insectoid? I’ve got relatives that look like that.

Until they run out of ammunition…or until you run out of spleens.

Guess the suicide hotline pool ran dry

(taken from Jeff Dunham-a great comedian!)

Sounds like a life-long employment opportunity.