The Boondocks by Aaron McGruder for December 05, 1999

Transcript:

Jazmine: There goes Riley again. Why does he keep running around the block? Huey: He's in training, so to speak... Jazmine: Does he want to run track when he's older? Huey: No, Riley wants to be a notorious crime lord when he's older...This is preparation for his big TV break. Jazmine: I'm confused... Huey: See, Jazmine, Riley is hoping to one day be...The guy who gets away on "Cops." Which, I have to admit, is better than the alternative. Riley: (Pant, pant) OK. (Pant) Now you gotta run behind me with a (gasp) video camera so I can see how I'm gonna look (pant, cough) on screen...