Ted Rall for August 17, 2009
Transcript:
Order whatever you want... and still lose weight! (Man: Gimme the peking duck, the blue-cheese steak... and a big ol' burger!) Soon. (Woman: We're starving!) (Barack Obama: The cooks are fighting and a party of bankers ate all the food. Please bear with us.) Eventually (Barack Obama: It seems the chefs are on vacation. May I bring you some locally grown air?) Ultimately (Barack Obama: A tip would be nice.) Let your fantasies run wild with the Obama diet.
MaryWorth Premium Member over 14 years ago
Ted, I don’t get this one…
And I do agree with him about the unhealthy “food” most Americans eat!
ultramaroon over 14 years ago
We’re waiting for American troops to leave Iraq.
We’re waiting for health care reform that is worthy of the name.
Basically we’re waiting for some sign - any sign - that Barack Obama will fulfill the hopes we invested in him.
Ted thinks we’ll be waiting a long, long time.
I’ve thought Ted has been too hard on Obama but frankly I’m starting to come around to his point of view.
Vasmosn over 14 years ago
Undo 8 years in 7 months? Some people really must have thought he was the messiah!
sirrom567 over 14 years ago
Considering the myriad of vested interests that stand in the way of anybody – including Obama – getting anything done, and the general obstinate stupidity of the American public, what we really need is to make Bernie Sanders dictator plenipotentiary. Or as Ted might say, Generalissimo El Bernardo.
cjr53 over 14 years ago
We could also use a cessation of the party of No, and an elimination of the talking heads such as limbaugh, beck, coulter, etc.
There are some things that Barrack could do without legislation from congress.
Gamerboi over 14 years ago
Dale, This is a parody of Obama’s health plan, but with food instead of health care.
AdmNaismith over 14 years ago
There are a thousand things Obama could do, at least temporarily, with the stroke of a pen.
For instance:
He could close Guantanamo permanently and give the land back to Cuba. Right now it’s all, ‘OMG- we have to wait…for something…’
He didn’t have to defent DOMA. He could stop DADT and make sure Congress had a bill to rescind both of these. (Obama has flat-out broken his promises on Civil Rights and Equality)
He could stop torture once and for all by he US, and he could stop send prisoners to other countries to be tortured.
He could order complete withdrawls from Iraq and Afghanistan.
Need I go on???
WestTex13 over 14 years ago
cjr53 - Of course a single party view with no opposition or any opposition being removed forcefully is a swift method for making change. It has historically worked.. While we’re at it we should set up concentration camps and fire up the ovens..
iamthemodextremist over 14 years ago
No to all of you. What Rall is doing here is trying to make money. No matter what happens, no matter who is in charge Rall’s comics are never going to change because that is the personality that people have come to expect for him. He’s exactly the same as Rush, Beck, Hannity, Rhodes or any of the others. He’ll always just bow down to what the far left demands.
4uk4ata over 14 years ago
Maybe because he is on the left?
AJLCAB over 14 years ago
I am probably not as left as Mr. Rall but I too am let down by President Obabma’s administration to this point. Yes, it is very early in his term but the variance from what he campaigned on and what has been accomplished is growing more each day. I am not sure if the President does not want to push his campaign agenda or if he has left the day to day details to the psycho in the House (Chairman Pelosi). You would think with control of Congress and the White House that even a slightly liberal agenda would be possible. This latest fiasco with a healthcare initiative really broke my heart.
4uk4ata over 14 years ago
Rall is against it because he finds it too much to the right. The right is against it because it is too much to the left. You can’t please them all.
You may be right, tigger, and it may be the plan eventually lacks the broad support to pass. However, it will not be because the plan is inherently flawed, but because of the weak organization of those who should have supported it.
bromonation over 14 years ago
10/10
ynnek58 over 14 years ago
I wasn’t let down because I was pretty dang sure Obama wasn’t the Messiah. Look, the dude had no track record – he basically hadn’t done much of anything as a senator (except accumulate an extraordinarily socialist voting record). He wants to be Lincoln SO bad, but he’s nothing but another LBJ. It’s no different than Eisenhower getting elected saying he was going to get us out of Korea – did he? No! There wasn’t really much of a choice (at least at that point) even if he wanted. Obama said what was popular and what people wanted to hear. You didn’t actually believe him did you? How can you tell a politician is lying? He’s every bit as big a dip wad as Bush – just in a different direction. Have no expectations of government – you won’t be disappointed.
ynnek58 over 14 years ago
Difference is Christianity is voluntary… sure – seems like a small thing… Problem here is socialists think they can determine my level of ‘benevolence’.
Ted Rall creator over 14 years ago
If Obama had proposed true socialized medicine, it would have saved people paying for private insurance up to $10,000 a year. A law requiring employers to pass the savings from not having to provide healthcare on to their workers in the form of $10,000-a-year raises would have made sure that everyone in America effectively earned $10,000 a year more (minus increased taxes to pay for healthcare, but still).
$10,000 a year is worth going to Town Halls and yelling at right-wingers over. Some vague “public option” (or, now “public co-op”) is not. That’s why healthcare is not going to happen.
Ted Rall creator over 14 years ago
Obama a socialist? If only.
ynnek58 over 14 years ago
Hey I hear Venezuela is looking for a few good men… I’m sure Hugo would welcome you with open arms!
Ted Rall creator over 14 years ago
Chavez just nationalized golf courses. Awesome!
ynnek58 over 14 years ago
Lego, It turned put they were all opposition stations and his thugs went through with a fine-tooth comb to get them on a bunch of technicalities. You couldn’t ‘get’ to buy the license unless you were willing to back him.
Only a true commie could get excited about the government confiscating all of the golf courses. All of that worked so well in the ‘revolution’ in Cuba!
meowdam over 14 years ago
there are none so blind as those who will not see
Ted Rall creator over 14 years ago
Ynnek: The Cuban Revolution is far from perfect. But consider the alternative that it replaced and the alternative gangster capitalism that we would like to see there, and it smells like roses there.
You do bring up a reasonable point about Chavez’s penchant for squelching the opposition. At least there *is* an opposition in Venezuela. Here in the United States, to watch TV and read newspapers, you’d think there was no one to the left of Barack Obama, i.e. a center-right technocrat.
Ted Rall creator over 14 years ago
Also, anything that gets rid of stupid wasteful golf courses isn’t all bad.
ynnek58 over 14 years ago
Ted, We might could come to an understanding about golf courses lol – sucking a ½ million gallons of scarce western water resources a day to water in Palm Springs, for example, IS pretty stupid. Somehow though, if the government took it over, they’d be sucking 700-800K gallons a day. I’d believe in Government more if their track record were a little better (righties AND lefties).
YouWereWarned over 14 years ago
US of A: The best of both worlds! As capitalists, they make everybody pay the few. As socialists, they make everybody pay for the few (like in golf).
icomefromthefuture over 14 years ago
I come from the future! Where mayonnaise has been outlawed, but Miracle Whip thrives!
Dutchboy1 over 14 years ago
Instead of saying “and a party of bankers ate all the food”, it should say “and we gave all the food, including yours, to a party of bankers”. GET IT RIGHT!