Tom Toles for May 19, 2011

If Newt’s goal is to outdo Donald Trump, he’s fast approaching that benchmark

Nobody can make this stuff up.

Newt set the bar pretty high from the get-go with “all my affairs and divorces were because I love my country too much”

bunch of opportunistic morons, america gets what it deserves

He said that on Tuesday I take it.

Please give him the GOP nomination. He’s a perfect fit.

No, they wouldn’t want anyone who could win. First, you’ve got to deny all rational belief in economics, science, and even religion. Then they’ll let you through the door, with the understanding that if you so much as compliment the wrong person, or even propose legislation that Obama might sign, you’re out on your butt.

“rational belief in … even religion”An oxymoron. Belief in religion is never rational.

I’m curious to see who defends Newt.

^Between Obama and HIllary? You mean Obama will win, then, because Hillary won’t run against Obama; she’ll wait until 2016 like all the smart-money Republicans.

I’ll so vote for Hillary.

Never accurately quote a Republican- they call that “slander”- if you don’t believe it- read Anne Coulter, not just Ayn Rand.

GOP logic.

Hey? Where did the right wing trolls go? Truth hurts too much I guess…