Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for June 03, 2011
June 02, 2011
June 04, 2011
Transcript:
Danae: Help me test my arguing skills, Kate... tell me something you think is absolutely true. Kate: Sigh. Water only flowing downhill. Danae: OK... when we travel somewhere north of us, we say we're going up there, right? Kate: Uh... right. So? Danae: So... the Nile river flows north. Which means it's going uphill! Kate: No, that does not mean... Danae: Too late! Under the spin ninja rules of combat, I won when you paused to think.
rayannina almost 13 years ago
She’s like Ann Coulter, only shorter …
GROG Premium Member almost 13 years ago
I’ll just shake my head and go to bed muttering to myself.
jewels.4him almost 13 years ago
She can redefine everything to fit her own bias view. Truth doesn’t matter. She will be a cracker-jack politician.
pouncingtiger almost 13 years ago
A sign that Danae would be a Republican working for Fix News in real life.
Sisyphos almost 13 years ago
“The Spin Ninja Rules of Combat” could make Danae the new Sun Tzu!
Arianne almost 13 years ago
That’s the transitive property of Ha Ha made you think!
Pro-Lick almost 13 years ago
For Kate and Democrats dealing with anti-science Republicans, the proper reply is “Yeah, and it’s waterFALLS are waterUPS too.”
roctor almost 13 years ago
Tide comes in, tide goes out.It neither flows up or down.End of argument, Double Hhrrumpf !!
tripwire45 almost 13 years ago
When Danae grows up, she’ll either be a politician (party doesn’t matter since the functional dynamics are the same) or a climate change scientist.
PShaw0423 almost 13 years ago
It’s as flat as a billiard table, if Danae wants it to be. Her game, her rules.
cdward almost 13 years ago
The ultimate argument winner: “So what?” Perfect for removing the wind from virtually any sail.
lewisbower almost 13 years ago
ER, Danae. Down East we have a waterfall that falls one way in the morning and the other in the afternoon. Course we have a fifty foor tide.
BaconBoyCamper almost 13 years ago
Gee, I thought Danae would had used the example of a syphon hose, wherein the water must first flow uphill first before it goes down…
hitman4cookies almost 13 years ago
She has a real future in law.
TheDOCTOR almost 13 years ago
“Pretty sneaky,Sis.”
marvee almost 13 years ago
The lesson for today is, “Never stop to think”.
LovDComix almost 13 years ago
Dtroutma almost 13 years ago
Danae does demonstrate the average American’s grasp of “science” as politically malleable. Stopping to think IS regarded by them as the most dangerous step.
momazilla almost 13 years ago
The Cuyahoga (Cleveland, OH) runs North too. That is when it’s not burning.
dfowensby almost 13 years ago
She’s ready for working at Faux News or ContainsNoNews!
bmonk almost 13 years ago
We’ve got a river like that on the edge of East Dakota with Minnesota. Floods nearly every Spring, since the southern end starts melting before the northern end does. Someone got the plumbing backwards!
SClark55 Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Miller makes good a point – people got stumped on lame one-liners – partly cuz they’re so lame – except in real life, there are too many people who stick with the lame one-liner.
reynard61 almost 13 years ago
@ rayannina: Danae has childish naïveté to fall back on as an excuse. Talib-Anne doesn’t.
ilsapadu almost 13 years ago
Danae didn’t start the fire.
Arianne almost 13 years ago
Hi, LovDComix! And Howdy to all our new neighbors! Thanks for letting us crash here ∙◡∙
Varnes almost 13 years ago
Mommazilla, “The Lord can make you tumble,and the Lord can make you turn,the Lord can make you overflow, But the Lord can’t make you burn..”
Varnes almost 13 years ago
The Saginaw River flows uphill, (north) over completely flat land into the Saginaw Bay, on Lake Huron…
peachyanddanny almost 13 years ago
No Adam’s apple either.
lindz.coop Premium Member almost 13 years ago
No pausing to think — shoot from the hip.